Danger Nippo Ahead
What makes our shirts cool?
What makes our shirts cool?
Oh hey, we're glad you clicked on this. Our shirts are made from imported hippo dung. We hope you enjoy. Jk. They are organic cotton and as soft as a newborn hippos rear end.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
You got 14 days to decide if you are going to become a man amongst boys. Do what your gut tells you.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Typical shirt dimensions stuff. Not much to say here.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Love this shirt with all you got and it will cling to your body like a gentle hug. But really, cold wash inside out and hang out to dry. Don't let your eyes off of it while its drying becomes garden gnomes love these shirts.
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